"thats so gay"
*macklemore gasps in the distance*
*lady gaga clenches her chest in pain*
*hilary duff rounds a clothing display and approaches you, looking disappointed*
*benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston trip over each other in their frantic attempts to apologise to the world on your behalf*
*martin freeman points a finger angrily and growls, ‘Now listen here you little shit…’*